THE SHALLOW SISTER GUIDE
CARDINAL RULES OF ALL SHALLOW SISTERS
1. Emotionally and mentally become a man.
2. Be faithful unto yourself.
3. Multi-task in the household and with dates.
4. Thou shalt not fall in love.
5. Never utter the ‘L’ word even if trying to get into a guy’s pants.
6. Never call after a date, even if he has asked you to.
7. Never stalk unless you have turned off your caller ID or using someone else’s phone.
8. Adhere to the 12 hour rule (men need to call within 12 hours of having had first time sex with you. If they don’t? Deletion).
9. Show no fear.
10. Take no prisoners.