Tuesday, October 02, 2012

SIZE PART II - A SHALLOW SISTER’S DATING WORKSHOP


A SHALLOW SISTER’S DATING WORKSHOP – SIZE – PART II

Cesareans are on the rise.  Promoted by doctors mostly but I don’t wish to go into that.  However someone, somewhere told a lot of women that the birth canal is stretched so out of shape that (in order to keep delighting men) it might be best not to allow anything larger than a tiny penis in.  This might account for the fact I consider size so important given I’ve had my birth canal stretched beyond endurance by bringing life into the world.  Frankly if a man thinks he’s swimming in me than he’s too small and not because I’m too big. 
Breasts:  There are a lot of men out there who love breasts and some women go to great lengths to enlarge theirs in order to please men or to gain confidence.  Again I wonder why us women go to such lengths to ‘hold’ a man.  If a man likes someone enough he will be willing to give up the tits.  But then again if he’s a tit man the very least he should do is pay for the surgery to enlarge them.  Frankly I think if he suggests that, you might like to see how he stands on having a penis enlargement.  I mean what do you do for a ‘leg’ man.  Get calf extensions? 
We are all insecure about our bodies…yes even those we consider perfect.  We delight when we find out we are exactly what the man we want wants.  I remember a lovesick friend of mine asking her new lover (my one night stand) if he was ok with her size A tits.  His response was ‘I wouldn’t know what to do with big tits anyway.’ 
She was delighted to hear him say this and came running to me to let him know that he preferred her body to mine.  I said nothing, knowing that he had known exactly what to do with my tits only weeks before; but he liked her enough to try to please her, which (let’s face it) is a nice thing to do.
Finally to conclude on size: men have a better deal.  I know a wonder bra can make an A cup seem like a C cup, but men are not that easily fooled given they’ve seen advertising and know what brassieres can do.  But for us women it’s Russian roulette out there - tight jeans tell us nothing.  Hand size tells us nothing, feet size tells us nothing, nose size tells us nothing.
I’ve slept with short men to find, unsurprisingly a penis the size of a thumb, equally I have found the opposite, likewise with tall men.  Thus the only sure fire way of knowing what you are getting is to either do a recce through his trousers (also not a huge (or small) indicator).  Or better yet get a curriculum vitae from someone who has already slept with him.  She will also be able to give you some tips on performance.  Yes, I know some of you out there don’t like taking on someone’s cast offs.  Think of it more as a time-share scheme or nothing more than a dining recommendation.  Do we get uncomfortable when we read someone has eaten something we like at a restaurant we are thinking of going to?  Indeed not.  It gives us an option of what to order, what could be on offer and more importantly is it any good?  Naturally our tastes vary but let’s face it girls we all know the difference between big, average and small.




2 comments:

  1. I simply couldn't go away your site before suggesting that I actually enjoyed the standard information an individual provide for your visitors? Is going to be again continuously in order to inspect new posts
    Here is my web-site Penis Enlargement

    ReplyDelete

Please comment - the more you put, the more I learn, the more I write.