Monday, February 18, 2013

IS ANYONE OUT THERE? - A SHALLOW SISTER'S GUIDE


A SHALLOW SISTER’S GUIDE TO : IS ANYONE OUT THERE?

In all my years, and they have been considerable, I discovered something about men.  They fall into two categories.

The macho man that is so full of himself; with an ego the size of Australia.  This is, of course to disguise his lack of inner confidence.

Then you have the emasculated man, who dare not breathe without permission from someone.  He has low self-esteem, which often does not show on the exterior.

The third man is a fable.  A legend thought up by women who continue to hope that Mr. Emasculted will man up.  The problem lies in the fact that the Emasculated man has a penis, which we want, but we have the balls.  Naturally he would like some, which means he is then happy to attach himself to a pair of them, which is you!

I’m not going to even bother to talk about Macho man since he’s a twat.

But Let’s look again what is out there?  Not a lot ladies.  Only varying degrees of the above.

So, we know this. 
What should we do about it? 
Change men in general? 
Don’t be crass! 
We need to change our expectations.  Yes, I know it’s frustrating when the man you think is wonderful won’t live out his personality potential because he lacks balls.  But we have to accept this.  Life has become too complicated for the male of the species.  He only had to worry about hunting before; which spear to take; which woman to shag later.  Today’s world frightens him.  He has too many responsibilities and either becomes a total arsehole or needs to find women with balls.

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