Sunday, November 24, 2013

BEASTIALITY : A SHALLOW SISTER'S TAKE ON TABOOS


BEASTIALITY (men): A SHALLOW SISTER’S TAKE ON TABOOS

When there is not a paid woman to go to; or one who will settle for a drink in a bar men are sometimes game to fuck game. I have heard of one who preferred chickens. I don’t suppose the chickens liked him much and must have wondered why their eggs weren’t hatching.

We have all heard about the sheep shaggers of New Zealand. The question is where did this talk start? Did someone catch one giving a sheep one? Was it common among the men who worked with these animals? Was it a form of initiation? Or some Aussie’s taking the piss out of a country where the ratio of sheep to men is 10 to 1.

had me in stitches about it but I am none the wiser as to the origins of New Zealanders’ sheep fetish.

Then there are men, brought up on farms and have no chance of getting to a woman before marriage. What is on offer to a randy young lad just turned 14? Sheep, horses, donkeys and goats.

I was once privy to a hilarious night where a man confessed to spending his youth clutching onto animals. He explained how he would maneuver the horse into the stable; stand on a box, lift the tail and go for it. He quickly explained that although he was an animal shagger he was still heterosexual and he only put his dick up female farm animals.
He told us that on one occasion he was caught with his latest girlfriend - a donkey belonging to the neighbouring farm. The owner of said abused animal raced around the village citing he would name the ensuing fold after its father if it got pregnant. Humiliating it must have been but in a village where the choice was boys or animals it surprised no one.
Someone suggested that he should have dug a hole in a watermelon and used that to satisfy his needs. The animal shagger screamed in horror and said, ‘that’s disgusting!’
What was quite amazing was his candidness of his youthful past. However, his girlfriend was not so pleased and poured herself another drink quickly; no doubt remembering that she had told us some time before that her boyfriend’s favourite sexual position was ‘doggie’. More astounding was that his girlfriend, soon after, had a jealous rant fearful one of us was trying to take her man! The knowledge of where he had put his penis was bromide enough for us all. We know men are animals but no one wants one who has shagged one.



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